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THE CHURCH OF TODD

(Our founder, the esteemed Todd M. Michael Butkovich)



Welcome to the Official Homepage of the Church of Todd. If you are viewing this, you are either very interested in the things we have to teach, or you clicked on the wrong link. If you're here out of genuine interest, look around at our site, browse the list of those below wo have never shown any signs of the desire to join, and consider making a very large donation for the betterment of mankind. Or an air-conditioned doghouse. Whatever.


Unofficial Desciples
NAME UNOFFICIAL NAME OFFICIAL NAME
Todd M. Michael Butkovich Mr. S. Mr. S.
Curt Brown The 1994 Seattle Seahawks The '61 Mets
Deacon Deacon Deacon
Eric Podzorski Jorge Porcupine Fred "Rerun" Berry
Jerry ? ------- Pez Dispenser
Neil Campbell Mr. Raccoon-Man Portugal
Amy George Tripsalot ---------
Stanley Richard Ratboy The Captain
Kevin Caron Mr. Stubbs WK
Stephanie Essenmacher Riboflavin Ford Focus
Tim Deem Nikki Sixx Joey The Lemur
Ryan Washeleski The King of France Robo-Ghandi
Katie "Murph" Murphy New Blaga Quisp Cereal
Nicole Adragna ------------- Ranch Dressing
Jenny Martin Blackula 1973
Christina Adams ---------------- Mary Provost
Elisabeth Propst Mobil Gas Corporation Patient Zero





LEGAL NOTICE: The Church of Todd is an independent agency and is not affiliated with the following or any of their related entities: The Catholic Church, Church's Chicken, Ford Motor Company, The Rolling Stones, France, Dunkin' Donuts, Whoever made "Blackula," Post Cereals, Pez, The Metric System/Communism, Kraft Foods, The Church of Todd, Charlton Heston and the NRA.

However, we are sponsored by Ringo Starr and his All-Star Band in exchange for this promotion:

"Book Ringo for private parties, for the low-low cost of twenty-five dollars an hour plus eight inches of a party sub and a twelve once cola of his choice. And be sure to pick up "RingoRama" in discount bins at most Sam Goody locations."

The Church of Todd Website is maintained by Todd M. Michael Butkovich and his team of brainwashed followers who can type very well.